Step one: Get the "No Postage Necessary" envelope out of the junk mail.
Step two: Put a brick (or almost anything, see notes below*) in a box.
Step three: Tape the "No Postage Necessary" envelope neatly to the box
Step four: Put it into those blue mail boxes, the parcel dump at the post office, or in your mail box.
Thanks to...
officeofstrategicinfluence.com
officeofstrategicinfluence.com
*Notes and Disclaimers
Q: How much does this cost the recipient?
A: Junk mailers PAY about twenty cents an ounce. That means an eight pound package COSTS THEM about $25. And all of the proceeds go directly to the United States Postal Service.
A: Junk mailers PAY about twenty cents an ounce. That means an eight pound package COSTS THEM about $25. And all of the proceeds go directly to the United States Postal Service.
I'd say that say that is a great way to invest in our economy...
Q: Can you do this with email spam?
A: Sure can! http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/spam/
A: Sure can! http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/spam/
Q: Does this actually work?
A: Someone used my company's buisness-reply from inside the magazine, and taped it to a box. That's how I know this works
A: Someone used my company's buisness-reply from inside the magazine, and taped it to a box. That's how I know this works
Q: What is the weight limit?
A: I've heard rumors that it is 13 ounces, but the box that was sent to the magazine I work for was twenty two pounds.
A: I've heard rumors that it is 13 ounces, but the box that was sent to the magazine I work for was twenty two pounds.
Q: Is this legal?
A: Just don't send hazardous materials (ie batteries), or things considered unhealthy (ie dirty underwear). Seriously, no dirty underwear.
A: Just don't send hazardous materials (ie batteries), or things considered unhealthy (ie dirty underwear). Seriously, no dirty underwear.
Q: Are you sure I can't mail underwear?
A: Well if you do, mail me a picture. Like these: thongs
A: Well if you do, mail me a picture. Like these: thongs
Q: Does this cost anything?
A: No. What's wrong with you
A: No. What's wrong with you
Q: Does this help American families?
A: Yes. The United States postal Service employs nearly two million people. These numbers are going down drasticly because of increased e-mail use. This junk mail program signifigantly increases USPS income generation, which allows the government to employ more people. We at Dear Bulk Mailer are pro-family, pro-jobs, and pro-America.
A: Yes. The United States postal Service employs nearly two million people. These numbers are going down drasticly because of increased e-mail use. This junk mail program signifigantly increases USPS income generation, which allows the government to employ more people. We at Dear Bulk Mailer are pro-family, pro-jobs, and pro-America.
Q: Is this myspace?
A: No. wtf?
A: No. wtf?
Q: Do the bar codes track you?
A: No. In fact, if you put the envelopes side by side, most of them have the same barcode. They just tell the Post Office machines what type of postage they should have.
A: No. In fact, if you put the envelopes side by side, most of them have the same barcode. They just tell the Post Office machines what type of postage they should have.
Q: How do you choose which junk mailer to send these packages to?
A: Any -- and every -- junk mailer that gives you a postage-paid envelope.
A: Any -- and every -- junk mailer that gives you a postage-paid envelope.
Q: Where do I get free boxes?
A: Be creative. Shoeboxes, boxes you buy things in... Even paper works if you tape it up neatly. Just make sure everything is nice and neat, and doesn't resemble some sort of unibomber contraption, and you'll be fine.
A: Be creative. Shoeboxes, boxes you buy things in... Even paper works if you tape it up neatly. Just make sure everything is nice and neat, and doesn't resemble some sort of unibomber contraption, and you'll be fine.
Q: Can I use this to get free postage to recipients other than junk mailers?
A: No. That is illegal, and you're stupid.
A: No. That is illegal, and you're stupid.
Q: Can I send drugs?
A: No, stupid!
A: No, stupid!
Q: How do I show pictures of what I sent?
A: Here! http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=5
A: Here! http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=5
Q: Can I send....
A: DO NOT SEND ANYTHING HARMFUL OR ILLEGAL. This is supposed to be fun and entertaining, and you should not hurt anyone in the slightest. For instance, hurting a spam company in the wallet is good...hurting a person in their mailing room is very, very bad.
A: DO NOT SEND ANYTHING HARMFUL OR ILLEGAL. This is supposed to be fun and entertaining, and you should not hurt anyone in the slightest. For instance, hurting a spam company in the wallet is good...hurting a person in their mailing room is very, very bad.
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